And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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