Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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