You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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