Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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