Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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