big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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