These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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