Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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