She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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