She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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