woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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