Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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