i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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