eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
