So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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