im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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