I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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