Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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