Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON