I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?