At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.