there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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