when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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