Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend