Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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