I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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