You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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