haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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