How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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