I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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