So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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