If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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