party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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