god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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