Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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