they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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