If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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