vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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