The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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