Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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