Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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