I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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