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• (254): View more from Texas

  Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...

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• (310): View more from California

  Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  gladiator or hannah montana?

  (514): View more from Quebec

  This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.

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