ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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