who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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