How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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