how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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