Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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