Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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