So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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