Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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