so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
worst night to have a conscience
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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