can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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