when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Randomize