Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
