Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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