what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I think I sprained my soul last night
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
