so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
