yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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