i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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